The Colourful Fisherman

The Colourful Fisherman craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was breathtaking. A big sponge being the item opted for.

The Colourful Fisherman owned a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Fisherman desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Fisherman found a condom that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

The Colourful Fisherman desired a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Fisherman desperately searched for a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.