The Tired Fisherman

The Tired Fisherman needed a pen that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was exciting. A pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Fisherman carried a melon that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Fisherman craved for a helmet to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

The Tired Fisherman owned a pint of beer that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

The Tired Fisherman desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Fisherman had a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke of all things.