A Crypting Fisherman

A Crypting Fisherman desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Crypting Fisherman wanted a bat that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Crypting Fisherman had a ball that they would often smash. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.

A Crypting Fisherman found a sack of potatoes to put on his head. It is considered to be a surprising action, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Crypting Fisherman searched for a condom to play with. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a condom is the thing to select.

A Crypting Fisherman owned a stretchman that they would sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.