The Stupid Fisherman

The Stupid Fisherman had a custard pie to worship. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Fisherman desperately looked for a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Fisherman desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Stupid Fisherman always kept a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Fisherman searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Stupid Fisherman looked for a porno magazine that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.