Her Boring Fisherman

Her Boring Fisherman found a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Fisherman craved for a teapot that they would often worship. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Fisherman needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Fisherman needed a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Fisherman craved for a spade that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring Fisherman often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.