What do you do when you get pulled over by a police officer for a traffic violation?

in #funny9 years ago

Why, you bribe him with some Taco Bell of course!

You might think I am kidding, but unfortunately I am not...

A few days ago in Pasco, Washington a man was pulled over for what appeared to be a minor "equipment malfunction". It wasn't stated exactly what the equipment malfunction was, but likely a malfunctioning taillight or something of the sort. 

As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a couple small white baggies in the middle console of the car as well as some white powder sprinkled about. When the man saw where the officer's gaze was looking, he immediately tried to cover the bags and the powder.

The officer then asked what that was in the middle console?

The man replied with: 

"just a little cocaine residue"

Well, at least he's honest, I guess...

What does are fearless cocaine user do next?

The man then went on to offer the officer some Taco Bell if he would ignore the drugs that he just saw, saying he would get the officer a "hook up" at Taco Bell if he looked the other way.  

The officer thanked him for the offer, as he was a big fan of Taco Bell, but had to decline. 

And we do know how much our men in blue love Taco Bell:

https://news.vice.com/article/kentucky-police-chief-found-passed-out-at-taco-bell-drive-thru-cited-for-dui

Thankfully this one was able to show some strong will power!

The man's car was later searched, and more bags of cocaine were found. Now the man faces charges of possession of cocaine and possibly one of attempted bribery thanks to his Taco Bell offer.

Remember folks, if you ever get pulled over for a traffic violation, keep your Taco Bell to yourself!

Although, this might not even be the strangest story involving Taco Bell food lately. Check this one out:

http://radiogunk.com/forums/index.php?threads/woman-arrested-for-prostitution-after-offering-undercover-cop-oral-sex-for-taco-bell.7234/

Stay hungry my friends!

Sources:

https://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/342142006-Cop-offered-Taco-Bell-in-exchange-for-ignoring-mans-cocaine/

Image Sources:

http://radiogunk.com/forums/index.php?threads/woman-arrested-for-prostitution-after-offering-undercover-cop-oral-sex-for-taco-bell.7234/

https://news.vice.com/article/kentucky-police-chief-found-passed-out-at-taco-bell-drive-thru-cited-for-dui

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Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Because you got picked on in high school?"

Haha! "Because I was doing 65 in a 40?!"

Really though not Taco Bell.
This guide here by Rule of law radio is a crucial guide for how to handle a stop with a possibly dangerous police officer.

NEVER FORGET!! ALWAYS carry one or more audio/video recording devices with you into the public world. NEVER go out without them. Try to make sure that they are always charged or have good batteries as necessary. The moment you suspect that you are going to have an encounter with some public servant/official, then, TURN THEM ON AND START RECORDING


https://logosradionetwork.com//tao/downloads/00A%20EC%20-%20INST%20-%20Traffic%20Stop%20Practice%20Script%20v04.03.2013-001%20(Justified).pdf

Ha, if he only went to Dunkin and got some powdered donuts this could all have been avoided!

He needs to profile his arresting officers better! ;)



Steeevvveeeee Maddeeeennnnn!

I think we should all just relive the moment.

This is comical! Nicely written :)

I thought so as well. Thanks!

@jrcornel
Unbelievable! Thanks for sharing! Good stuff!! 😀

It made me want to go buy some Taco Bell!

I can see why... I love Taco Bell!

Excellent post dear friend @jrcornel, if this had happened here in My country Argentina the officers would have stayed with the tacos and all the bags of cocaine and is more free the area to distribute without problem, our palicia unfortunately is more and more Corrupt
Thank you very much for this material
I wish you an excellent weekend

That's too bad. It's tough to have much law and order when the corruption starts at the top...

Argentina was devastated by corruption, the former president is facing different trials for the multimillion dollar sum that was stolen from my country

Dang... well hopefully justice is served!

I am originally from Canada. I live in Argentina now. I have only been stopped like five times in ten years. I hate it when it happens. Never been stopped for the condition of the vehicle but just at random. I don't keep cocaine in my car. ;)

I believe you, and surely you coimearon, trying to get a hundred dollar bill, it's a shame, thank you very much for commenting on your experience dear friend @leprechaun