Being a long time "sufferer" of male pattern baldness, and the owner of a goatee reaching up to 18 inches, I've been threatening to perform a beard comb-over for years. I've never done it seriously, and I couldn't do what this person has done. Funny though.
Maybe this is more you?
Unlikely, I have better things to do than play with the hair on my face. I have my goatee, and I cut all the rest, except my eyebrows and lashes. If I could get rid of all of it, permanently, cheaply, and painlessly, I would. This guy has waaaaayyyy too much time on his hands and nothing of value to contribute.