Three Whales - A Joke

in #funny9 years ago

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I know we like the whale talk on steemit! So...

I was drinking in a bar the other night and overheard three very large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello there! Are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched at me, "Its Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And thats the last thing I remember.

Ba' doom... Tsh.

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And there it is - ba dum tss!! :0)



Haha, love it!

Haha!!! Good one Sir:)

Nice post

Okay my friend happy with your post as nice

I have never heard that one. Thank you. Seriously thank you. That was hilarious!!!

Hehe, glad you liked. A never heard before joke is always the best!

Amazing.
Great post.
Good luck.!!
@meesterboom

Cheers mate, good luck to you too!!!

Hahaha!!! Ba'doom..tsh, that is some of the best sound effects ever!

It's great isn't it. I do it quite often after done of our jokes I'll tell you!!

How long were you out for?

Long enough to learn the error of my ways!

lol
I'm sorry for your "Ba'doom", but you make me laugh :D

I think you can also write some funny rhymes about this story :D

I am overdue a poem actually. I will have to get my rhyming hat on :0)

LOL... cannot decide if you were drunk when you are trying to be funny.

Weeeeeelll. It's funny you should say that!!! Perhaps!! ;0)

And I was like... Ah ok, I'll read it... And then... :D

Well that a relief!! :0D