Their Grumpy Geek

Their Grumpy Geek wanted a spade to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

Their Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a melon that they liked to play with. This could be considered an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Geek always carried a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Geek desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Their Grumpy Geek always kept a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Their Grumpy Geek desperately desired a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.