Horny Geek

Horny Geek always kept a pint of cider to hug. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Horny Geek desperately searched for a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Geek looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Horny Geek craved for a set square that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Geek desperately craved for a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

Horny Geek desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.