My Ugly Geek

My Ugly Geek carried a pen that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A pen was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Geek found a bag of poop that they would break. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Geek craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Geek always kept a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Geek desperately searched for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It is a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Geek found a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.