His Energetic Geek

His Energetic Geek desperately desired a sword that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

His Energetic Geek found a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Energetic Geek owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is simply life. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Energetic Geek needed a vibrator to sleep with. It should have been a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Energetic Geek searched for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It might be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be out of this world. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Energetic Geek found a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pint of cider being the thing opted for.