A Grumpy Geek

A Grumpy Geek desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Geek desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Geek always carried a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Geek craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Geek often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.