The Naughty Geek

The Naughty Geek had a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Geek desperately searched for a chocolate bar to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Geek desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It would be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Geek desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It was an original proposal, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Geek had a lava lamp to break. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A lava lamp being the item selected.

The Naughty Geek carried a condom that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was selected.