The Square Geek

The Square Geek carried a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It was a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Square Geek desperately desired a custard pie that they would drop. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Geek often carried a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Square Geek carried a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Square Geek looked for a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Square Geek desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes break. It should be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.