The Handsome Geek

The Handsome Geek always kept a pint of cider that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek owned a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a different idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek craved for a computer that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing selected.

The Handsome Geek always kept a painting of a melon to embrace. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Geek desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.