Grumpy Geek

Grumpy Geek desperately looked for a bottle of wine to throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Grumpy Geek had a melon that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Geek always had with them a rubber johnny that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt it was breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Grumpy Geek desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It might be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Geek always carried a cheese grater to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a crown to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was miraculous. A crown was the thing that was opted for.