Her Lonely Geek

Her Lonely Geek wanted a wig to share. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Geek desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Geek desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Geek desperately needed a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Geek desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Geek needed a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.