Purple Geek

Purple Geek looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

Purple Geek craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes break. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Purple Geek desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Purple Geek desperately craved for a cup to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

Purple Geek had a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Geek carried a lava lamp that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.