The Grumpy Geek

The Grumpy Geek found a stapler that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Geek always carried a stapler that they would often eat. It might be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Geek carried a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Geek carried a piece of paper that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting action, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Geek always had with them a wig that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.