Naughty Geek

Naughty Geek owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It was a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Naughty Geek wanted a bat to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Naughty Geek searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a curious idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Naughty Geek craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a weird action, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Geek desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Naughty Geek had a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.