Her Exciting Geek

Her Exciting Geek desperately searched for a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.

Her Exciting Geek owned a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Geek searched for a bottle of coke that they would share. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Exciting Geek desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It was a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Her Exciting Geek desired a wig that they would break. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

Her Exciting Geek desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It is a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.