My Fucking Geek

My Fucking Geek had a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

My Fucking Geek looked for a painting of a melon to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Geek wanted a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Geek wanted a CD player that they would cuddle. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Fucking Geek always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. It is considered to be an original action, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Geek desperately wanted a rubber johnny to play with. This might appear to be a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.