The Confused Geek

The Confused Geek desperately craved for a melon that they liked to experiment on. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Geek wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Confused Geek desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Confused Geek always carried a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Confused Geek always had with them a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Geek needed a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.