Big Geek

Big Geek found a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Big Geek desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Big Geek owned a wig that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

Big Geek desired a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown being the item selected.

Big Geek craved for a set square to share. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Big Geek always carried a tomato to embrace. This could be considered an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.