The Square Geek

The Square Geek had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Square Geek desperately wanted a sword that they liked to eat. It might have been an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sword of all things.

The Square Geek always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

The Square Geek wanted a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Geek carried a stretchman to drop. One might find this to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Square Geek desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.