The Lovely Geek

The Lovely Geek desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Geek found a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Geek desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Geek often carried a mug that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a mug being the thing selected.

The Lovely Geek craved for a ball to demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball of all things.

The Lovely Geek always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.