Crypting Geek

Crypting Geek always carried a bat that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat being the thing opted for.

Crypting Geek carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Crypting Geek desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Crypting Geek carried a condom that they would sleep with. It might have been a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

Crypting Geek always carried a cup that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Crypting Geek found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.