The Big Geek

The Big Geek desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Big Geek desperately needed a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It was a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Big Geek carried a cup to demolish. It is a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

The Big Geek desperately needed a sponge that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

The Big Geek needed a teapot to put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt it was stunning. A teapot being the thing opted for.

The Big Geek desired a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.