A Talented Geek

A Talented Geek always had with them a painting of a melon to eat. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Talented Geek desperately searched for a mug that they liked to hug. It was a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Talented Geek desired a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Talented Geek looked for a hat to put on his head. It would have been a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Talented Geek searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It might be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Talented Geek always carried a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.