A Square Geek

A Square Geek desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Geek carried a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It should have been a curious idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Square Geek searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Square Geek looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be out of this world. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Square Geek desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Square Geek always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.