A Chinese Geek

A Chinese Geek searched for a block of cheese to sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Geek owned a can of coke to sleep with. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Chinese Geek needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Chinese Geek desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Chinese Geek always had with them a wig to smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Geek desperately looked for a big sponge to play with. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.