His Horny Geek

His Horny Geek needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

His Horny Geek always had with them a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Horny Geek always carried a bag of poop that they would experiment on. One might say this is a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Horny Geek needed a sword that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

His Horny Geek carried a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Geek always carried a condom that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.