The Silly Giraffe

The Silly Giraffe desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Giraffe looked for a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Giraffe wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Silly Giraffe searched for a stapler to break. One might say this is an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A stapler is the thing to select.

The Silly Giraffe always kept a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Giraffe always carried a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.