The Jolly Giraffe

The Jolly Giraffe needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Giraffe wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Jolly Giraffe always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Giraffe had a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A radiator being the item selected.

The Jolly Giraffe desperately desired a stapler to play with. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Giraffe looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.