The Angry Giraffe

The Angry Giraffe searched for a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a different action, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

The Angry Giraffe always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an unusual action, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Angry Giraffe desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Giraffe found a ball to break. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Giraffe desperately wanted a condom to cuddle. It would be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Giraffe desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.