The Worrisome Giraffe

The Worrisome Giraffe desired a vibrator that they would put on his head. It is a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Worrisome Giraffe desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Giraffe searched for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Worrisome Giraffe looked for a block of cheese to cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Giraffe always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It is a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.