The Depressed Giraffe

The Depressed Giraffe desperately searched for a helmet that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

The Depressed Giraffe often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Depressed Giraffe had a cup that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a sword that they liked to put on his head. This seems a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Giraffe owned a hat to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe always carried a bottle of coke to put on his head. It would have been an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.