His Dodgy Giraffe

His Dodgy Giraffe desperately looked for a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It is a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Giraffe craved for a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Giraffe always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Giraffe always carried a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Giraffe often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Dodgy Giraffe desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.