The Nervous Giraffe

The Nervous Giraffe carried a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately searched for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Giraffe often carried a condom that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Giraffe needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.