Her Funny Giraffe

Her Funny Giraffe found a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Her Funny Giraffe always kept a bag of poop that they would smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Funny Giraffe always kept a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Giraffe always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Funny Giraffe craved for a sword that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Her Funny Giraffe carried a porno magazine that they would put on his head. This seems a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.