Their Bewildered Giraffe

Their Bewildered Giraffe wanted a melon that they liked to smash. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Giraffe always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Giraffe looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Giraffe desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Giraffe desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bewildered Giraffe had a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.