His Brainy Giraffe

His Brainy Giraffe wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Giraffe desired a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Giraffe searched for a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Giraffe found a tomato to put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Giraffe had a painting of a melon that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Brainy Giraffe wanted a spade that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be exciting. A spade is the item that was chosen.