Her Horny Giraffe

Her Horny Giraffe always kept a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a curious operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Giraffe often carried a pint of cider to break. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Giraffe searched for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Horny Giraffe looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Her Horny Giraffe always carried a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to select.

Her Horny Giraffe carried a condom that they would worship. It would have been a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.