The Grumpy Giraffe

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Giraffe desired a ball that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original activity, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe craved for a wig that they would embrace. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A wig being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately searched for a stretchman to play with. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A stretchman was the item that was selected.