My Dodgy Giraffe

My Dodgy Giraffe always kept a condom to break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Giraffe looked for a teapot that they would eat. It might be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Giraffe needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Giraffe desired a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

My Dodgy Giraffe always carried a stretchman to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Giraffe owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.