The Lovely Giraffe

The Lovely Giraffe desperately looked for a wig that they liked to break. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Giraffe wanted a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Giraffe needed a little monkey to put in the bath with him. This seems a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe looked for a condom to put on his head. This seems a new operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.