A Bum Loving Giraffe

A Bum Loving Giraffe needed a helmet that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A helmet was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Giraffe desperately desired a can of coke that they would often worship. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Giraffe desperately wanted a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Giraffe craved for a lava lamp that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Giraffe always had with them a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It would be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Giraffe found a cucumber that they liked to smash. It was a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.