My Naughty Giraffe

My Naughty Giraffe wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Naughty Giraffe desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Giraffe desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Giraffe often carried a radiator that they would occasionally worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

My Naughty Giraffe found a lava lamp that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Giraffe found a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.