The Horny Giraffe

The Horny Giraffe always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Giraffe carried a bag of flour that they liked to break. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Horny Giraffe found a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Horny Giraffe always had with them a crown that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Giraffe craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Horny Giraffe owned a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.